You know those things you think of but you keep to yourself because you know you shouldn't say them aloud? Well, my boyfriend, Mike is often without this filter. He often expresses these sorts of unpolitically-correct thoughts to see how far he can push boundaries.
That's the thing, he doesn't have any boundaries and he doesn't discriminate; he pokes fun and crosses lines across the board. So, let this be a warning to those who are easily offended - this page is not for you! For all of you with a twisted sense of humour and a bit of a jerky side, read on, and enjoy!
"The 80's were full of awful fashion trends that only a hipster would dare to bring back. I can't wait for the return of the rat-tail because I'm running out of things to mock."
"Too young to work, old enough to abort."
"If you have a baby with a big birthmark on its face, it's okay to abort, right?"
"In response to Osama Bin Laden's death, Mike's facebook page post read: Yes it's true. Osama has been killed. You're welcome."
"Another scoop of ice cream never hurt anybody, except people with diabetes."
Mike sounds hilarious! I love it!
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